Standards for Vegetarian Menu: Brought to you by Jimmy Dean Sausage

Jimmy Dean (1928-2010), the Texas sausage millionaire and former country crooner, passed away recently.   If you liked his songs (like Big Bad John, below), why not try his breakfast sausages?  That was the standard he started his own business by (and he made good on it).   What if we found among his notes the following standards for vegetarian and organic sausages?


(Disclaimer:  This is Parody.  Jimmy Dean the pork sausage magnate did not actually draft standards for tofu production.  My point is that the standards for reuse of used computers, as written in E-Stewards and Pledge of Environmental Stewardship, bear the mysterious mark of scrap shredding companies with "no intact unit" standards and anti-gray-market, planned obsolescence in hindsight OEMs.)

How to Prepare Safe Tofu - by Jimmy Dean