Vermont E-Waste Recycler Accused of Burying Hunter Biden Hard Drive in CEO's Front Yard

 [April 1, Middlebury, Vermont]

Early on April first, Drones from the Vermont Agency of Natural Resources - in constant surveillance of Good Point Recycling - provided shocking photos of the largest e-waste dump in the United States.

Focus material - data - was being landfilled, and on the CEO's own personal property.

"Honest, we just thought we were digging up collapsed orangeburg sewer pipe," said the Bristol Vermont excavating company owner, Steve.

But when the pipe was replaced, in a ten foot deep excavation, the excavator saw Ingenthron place a hard drive, floppy disk, zip drive, and a letter and post it note in the deepest part of the sewage-rinsed  yard hole.  They were placed carefully, with double zip-locked bags for protection.

"Dumping e-waste," said ANR staffer Karen Krabapple, who pilots the drones from her home during pandemic lockdown, "is a crime in Vermont."

Ingenthron, usually verbose and ultra-willing to solicit any invitation for an interview, was seen hiding behind a hedge. When asked about the apparent illegal e-waste dumping, Ingenthron stated it was "deep state storage".

Drone photos of the zip locked bag, and its contents, appeared to show a card copy of Hunter Biden's letter with the Chinese bank, decorated with post-it notes referring to "Dad" and "Bernie".  BHR had no comment.

Jim Puckett of Seattle, Washington - an expert on Vermont ewaste and sewers - noted that 80% of the electronics collected in Vermont are buried in front yards like Ingenthron's.

"It's sadly horrible and horrific, a destiny of forced wickedness, evil and environmental tragedy," said Puckett. "Words don't generally fail me, but this is, by far, the worst thing that has ever happened on planet earth, or the entire solar system that revolves around us."

Puckett also noted that 80% of Hunter Biden's hard drive is plastic waste, externalized by Exxon, and issued a 206 page essay explaining why corporations should give his organization money to accuse even more people of hyperbolic environmental crimes.

"The dirty little secret is that Vermont is now the largest e-waste dump on earth, where Hunter Biden's hard drives are externalized in gobbledy gook," Puckett explained, tsk-tsking. Puckett blamed Vermont's primitive practices on a lack of government oversight, and too little scrutiny of Ingenthron's family, business, and blogging.